let me tell you the story about MuLan.

why wasn't she discovered at all in the army?

it'll be a LOL thing. xD


let's cut it short.

okay, MuLan is now supposed to be injured and bleeding profusely.

so, her comrades brought her back to the physician.

the physician treated her and when she awakens, he tells her a sad yet hilarious truth.

"i found only superficial cuts on your body but yet realised that you're bleeding profusely. then, i'm sad to tell you that your "dicky" have been cut off by the enemy during your fight. but fret not, i have already sewn the wound for you. be assured that it'll not bleed again."


BUT..

the sad fact here is, MuLan's actually having her period!!!

okay, tell me it's lame, but you laughed right?

maybe even more when i tell the story to you in person. haas.

fine. i'm outta here. uber tired. =/
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