Friday, February 10, 2006
i did a picture poem. but who the hell knows, something wrong went right. meaning, something went wrong larh.
so, due to my flaming anger for that incident, i shall not blog any further!
BAHHH!
instead, here are some trivia results. haha.
- The first domain name ever registered was elaine.com!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, elaine is the victim!
- It is impossible to fold elaine more than seven times.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to elaine.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same elaine.
- The horns of elaine are made entirely from hair.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but elaine can not.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating elaine at least three times a week!
- Elaine can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, elaine and compline.
elaine.
- Joshuaology is the study of joshua.
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of joshua in a day.
- If you cut joshua in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow joshua to vote.
- About one tenth of joshua is permanently covered in ice!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of joshua.
- Joshua was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of joshua to reach the earth's core.
- If you toss joshua 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Joshua has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
joshua.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into edison.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of edison to reach the earth's core.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with edison in your mouth.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain edison!
- Czar Paul I banished edison to Siberia for marching out of step!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of edison.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in edison!
- The risk of being struck by edison is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- It took edison 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- Edison can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
edison.
pretty stupid uhz? have fun playing. hahas.
i'm off!
this must be it! the final journey;
______________________________________contradicted yet agn at
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