fine. since i'm in tht half awake and half aslp (ban meng ban xing) state, i shall blog a whole recollection of major and minor events tht i've been lazy to blog abt at 1 shot in the earli mornin' of 28th november 2005.

i've juz uploaded a chunk of pics onto my webhost. so, i'll start my "blogging wif pics" essay. haas.

first. mediacorp shld hire a new web designer or whtevr tey name him/her. because tey haf made TERRIBLE errors in teir artiste's profiles. (those of which i spotted.)


now, tht woman above, is the one known to ALMOST evryone as "wah! soo skinny!" and in a nicer way of describing her frm a first impression, PETITE wld seemingly flow to our mind? but, look at the weight indicated and nort forgetting the HEIGHT? who the hell wld buy tht story? haas.


next up. our well-known ms aiyoyo. who the hell don't know tht she's darn slim or skinny back in the late 80's to early 90's? and tht she haf been somehw continously putting on weight, and thn wrse afta givin' birth to her baby? and okie, mayb she's reli 52kg larh. but, her pic, as compared to APPLE hong's (above), wld u rather believe tht teir profiles were switched? haas.

aniwae, it's juz smth hilarious mediacorp did. i believe apple hong wld drop frm her chair if she happened to see tht "data". lols.!


JULIAN HEE. nth much, i juz wna sae, he's the kinda man evry woman wld drool ovr. althou' he's nort exactly to my liking for the fact tht he lorves DOGS alot, and i'm freakinly afraid in gettin' near one. but i must let boon (who keeps tinkin' tht i'm a dog) noe tht, hey! if u insist, JULIAN HEE actually lorves mi to the core. LOLs! okie. wait. peeps, i'm nort a dog okie! dog's don't type, dog's don't blog! someday, i muz find a neurologist to cure my fren of his "brain deficiencies".







a pleasant surprise for thse who haven't seen mi for like donkey yrs. haas. i've recently had my hair cut shrter agn. and, i'm lookin' a lil' retarded. okie. for tht above pic oni. haas. i'm still mi okie! juz tht i came to realise, my sec 1 pics were HEDIOUS! i doubt i'd lorve to let anione look at em. haas. it's reli terrible larhs. LOLs.





so, thse were mi muggin' hard for exams back thn. wif slightly longer hair and fringe. man, why on earth did i cut em shrt agn?! lols.



like i mentioned, i musn't go without cakes for my birthday. thou' i didn't haf em on the actual dae, i bought myself one piece of mango cake, (seriously peeps muz be tinkin, cakes shld come in slices. but, tis cake is reli in a PIECE.) which is darn so "nort-appetizing" but tastes heavenly. haas. wow oh wow! =D



and like u cld see in the pic, tht was an "idiot" posing in front of her mirror tryin' to catch a glam image or rathr, do smth "creative" which turned out rathr fine for mi. haas. i "placed" and "positioned" my face into my mirror! wow! tht's a genius act. HAHAHAHAs!



so, the previous pic was taken before i decided to step into kimage for my haircut. muahahahahas* the reason y my eyes were closed is becaues i was somehw paiseh to be takin' silly pics of myself sitting in a hair saloon wif soo many peeps ard watchin'. so i positioned my phone, and "ka-cha!" took a pic while "bio-ing" tht no one was lookin' at mi. haas. a v.v.v.SILLY act indeed. =/



tis is pepper lunch. whr i had lunchner (lunch plus dinner) wif jasz, boon and don on tht dae of movie outting. it's YUMMY! thou' costly. but evryting's wrth the price. so, it's still rathr economical. haas. a nice place to dine in as well.

and the pic i took well, i duno hw to explain tis, but lookin' at the pic, u'd noe it's taken' frm anthr corner of the restaurant. but i actually thot tht it was a reflection. haas. hw silly i'm gettin' thse daes. nononononnono!



i swear tht if ani guys i too feel for make a cup of drink (aniting but coffee and green tea) for mi, i'd forget abt the diamond ring and marry him at his proposal! LOLs. (fine, i'm juz kiddin'.) i'm nort tryin' to be materialistic, but which woman can resist diamond? but still, i'm fine without diamonds. haas. tey ain't WORTH a cent seriously.



see tht cute guy? a few mths back, i remembered i tricked keesian tht tht guy's my bf. and i edited the photo by placing a blue rose nxt to him. haas. and he was nort convinced, and i went on crapping tht it's true and stuffs.. den i showed him tis..



i said tht pic was taken on my bf's prom nite togethr wif his best buddy. he somehw started to believe me. haas. but deep dwn i was LAUGHING MY LUNGS OUT. haas. till todae, i haven't cleared the "bluff" i made towards him. haas. but i believe tht deep dwn, he wldn't believe mi eithr. and if his gf happens to read tis entry of mine, he'd come back at mi and "blah blah blah" agn. lols.



lastly, i LORVE hihs. thou' it sucks. haas. nw i finally understand y most adults back thn told mi tht sec skool daes are daes to be cherished. live it well. i finally noe why. man, evryting takes place thr. brrrh.

see, it's a relatively long blog entry. somehw like a NEWSLETTER OF ELAINE HO to mi. haas. aniwae, i'm startin' to get real slpy. and wif a flick flack flang, wht i feared happened larh. i must overcome it and drag myself to wrk regardless wht. i musn't let tis ting rule mi owis!


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