`- small scale comparison.

okie. let's do some comparison ? lol. fun fun. i love comparing. - nonsense! - hahas!

first, let's juz keep most tings inside s'pore k? unless i tink of those ya noe, foreigners who are darn bigshot. hahas. okie. it's gonna get lame. hahas. i'm nonsensical yeah? huz not? oni if tey wanna show or not! lol.. let's get started!

*drum rolls*

if you think you are the prettiest on earth,
- ya prob. haven met fann wong, jennifer aniston, julia roberts, paris hilton, blah3.

if you think you are the most handsome guy on earth,
- ya prob. haven met brad, tom, beckham, edison, leehom, andy, daniel wu, blah3.

if you think you haf gort e 'nicest' nose on earth,
- ya prob. haven met julia roberts and jackie chan. lol.

if you think you haf gort e best bf,
- read bout wad happened to tom n nicole, brad n jennifer. lol.

if you think you haf gort e best figure,
- you haven met e next america's top model or whoever in tt modelling industry. haas.

if you think you are IT.savvy simply cuz ya noe how to create htmls,
- ya def. haven met or heard bout bill gates, and tat yahoo founder, i dunno hu.

if you think you are a good judge,
- ya prob. haven't been to a court, or watched simon cowell in action.

if you think you haf good foresights,
- ya haven't met simon cowell whom brought e spicegirls to fame, and jacky wu whom discovered jay chou's talents.

if you think you are a good leader,
- try to pop into e istana one dae and meet mr lee kuan yew.

if you think you are popular,
- omg, tink twice. popularity can be v.hypocritical at times.

if you think you can sing well,
- ermz, wait, haf ya received simon cowell's comments on tat yet?

if you think you can act well,
- hey, den wad? tony leong's forever acting lah? he's never himself huhz?!!

if you tink you are rich,
- what's ya tiny mole compared to bill gates who's earning millions/billions within hours? muahahaha*

if you tink you are physically weak,
- haf ya been to e hospital to visit those who suffer frm cancer or wadever?

if you tink you are emotionally weak,
- haf ya read how survivors of e tsunami pick up e pieces?

if you tink you are perfect,
- nono. princess diana will turn in her graves. she's imperfect too.

if you describe yaself as a diamond bachelor/bachelorette,
- wad bout prince william and jenna bush?

if you think tat you can swim like a fish,
- wait!! did you catch thorpey, phelps and hoogie in action?

if you think you can run fast,
- a lil' more hilarious ting is, you haven't been to e zoo to see a leopard. hahas.

if you tink you understood english,
- ya haven't read my previous blog. lol.

okie lahs. tis is gettin naggy!! all e above claims/statements are all by ELainE ho! alls rights reserved. it's all based on my tinkings. lol. o0ops, including e last one which is cumin right up. hahas.

if you dislike handing in journals like i do,
- y did u start blogging~!! [ i dunno too! hahas.]

[quote of e day]
'if you think your blog layout's e nicest, ya prob haven seen mine! lol.. jk. hahas'

LuRvEs...
[E|aine`-] =PpP



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