`- the renci charity show.

well, for a start, i wanna skold! i wanna do sum skoldings! freak!!!!!

to those who haf oreadi or intended to leave their parents at old folks homes or RENCI hospital or wadeva shitty stuffs, go to HELL!!! damn u. incorrigible freaks. ur conscience has been torn apart by wild dogs! damn u!!!

ok, i'm damn pissed off afta i watched e video clips of e patients at RENCI hospital yest. tey are soo poor tingy can! fallen apart families, tis n tat. kaoz. ok, those idiots who abandon their families ought to be slapped, or suffer a fate worse den those lying on e hospi beds. bud, i too should be slapped. i didn't donate. nort tat i don't wanna, bud i spent almost all of my daily expenses on e TSUNAMI tingy. e mercy relief n stuffs. i even bought a shirt costing $15 from flesh imp, actually it's a tsunami fund raising shirt. $10 will be donated to red cross. yeah!

i din wanna buy it at first. budden, hehe. a quite handsome dude approached mi. lol. i was like, dun buy oso paiseh~! hahas.. *blushes* hahas.

hmm, went on a shopping "extravaganza". ok, nort mine. damn.. my mum gort her bonus, and brought mi and sis shopping wif dad. it was like, at last, i don't haf to pay frm my own pocket! hahas. budden. this was where e sad tale of poor elaine began. lol. ok lahs, nort so pathetic lahs..

my mum bought my sis an adidas watch worth $69 i guess. den while window browsing, i spotted another adidas watch which was darn nice! bud it costs $109. bud if we bought 2 watches, we could get a 20% discount. which sums up to $147 i guess, for both watches. my mum stood firm and said no! den i was like, bias!!!!!!!! nvm. i'll look for a job tat pays mi loads loads and get tat watch myself! humff!

went on to OG. was at e giordano dept. saw a pair of jeans which came along wif a heart chain. nice!! $69 oso. bud gort 30% discount tat dae. dad said it's fine if i wanna buy. was about to look for my size.. bud my sis said she wanna buy it as well. den i was like, duhz! den my mum said, buy lor. 1 each. den i said, i don't wan! and my mum said fine.. i was even more DUHZ!!! upon seeing such a disappointed mi, [cuz previously i wanna get levis jeans, my mum kept kpkbing!! so didn't.] dad brought mi to e B.U.M dept. hmm. saw a pair of jeans there. hahas. nice nice! it costs oni $29.90. bud dad said, wad matters is u wear oreadi nice, and feels comfy. indeed it is! so i bought it. hahas.

back to my sis. na na ni poo poo! she did not get tat pair of jeans in e end~! muaahahahahaha* cuz y? she's still too young to hover tat adult dept! lalala~ =D

afta which, went home and watched e RENCI charity show, which we taped down. was soo pissed lor. hahas.

2dae, woke up wif leg pain. damn pain can! it's actually sorta an old ailment. i didn't receive proper treatment in e past, and now, it's still bothering mi! bud still, i went out wif my mama, grandpa and grandma in e evening. ok, we went to tis tekka mall. hahas. wanna to go search for my -yet to surface- grandaunt. lol. bud to no avail. guess she went home lers. hahas.

lata on, went to COW CAR WATER wif em. hahas. shopped around. bud ya noe, other den new year goodies, nth much could be found there le. hais. so a lil' siansss! bud i was entertained all e way by my grandpa's tales. hahas.

my grandma's jealous!! hahas. ok, hmm, recently, both grandpa n grandma haf been goin to hougang secondary to help out their fren who sells food in e canteen. hahas. den, there's an old aunty there, aged 60 if i'm nort wrong, who's actually a lil' interested in my grandpa. hahas. below's e dialogue of tat aunty. hahas..

1 --> "you're a good person lehs. if u gonna work here long long, i oso wan."
2 --> old aunty: "wad ya wanna eat for lunch ars?"
grandpa: "hmm, mixed vege rice bahs." [den my grandpa ordered his dishes]
old aunty: [to e mixed vege rice vendor] "gimme wadever he ordered"

ok, it might be soo coincidential tat e aunty didn't noe wad to eat, so she followed my grandpa's menu. bud, she's been doing tat for 1 week + + !!! hahas. do i get another grandma? lol. no way! hahas.

and my grandma told mi tat she asked my youngest cousie wether she wan tat aunty to be her grandma anort, and my cousie replied, hahas..

" i don't want lah! she so old and ugly! " hahas.. ok, my grandma muz be flying. hahas. bud indeed, nort tat i wanna "hao lian" or aniting, my grandpa and grandma are reli in sorta -tip-top- condition considering teir age. hahas. in her 60s, my grandma looks oni at her earli 50s. as for my grandpa, i can't realli decide on his age, bud he simply has e "hao ren" face, and looks so "zhong hou lao shi" hahas. no wonder loadsa women like him. hahas.

hahas. ok, soo mani funni stories. lol. my grandpa has endless of em. and most of it, hahas.. his encounters wif ghosts.. lol.

and oh, here's another of my grandpa's stories b4 i end. hahas. soo funni can!

i guess my whole family recognises my grandpa as a good men. yeap yeap. bud, guess wad. he was actually an accomplice in a murder in the 60s. lol. below was wad happened.

on a fine sunny day..

grandpa's bro: kor ah, drive mi to "whereva" lehs. i nid to go take tings.
grandpa: okie.
grandpa's bro: go fetch my frens on e way k?
grandpa: okie.
grandpa's bro n frens: wait for us here ars, we go collect e ting liao we cum back.
grandpa: okie.
grandpa's bro n frens: [running back] hurri up go!
grandpa: okie. bud, go where?
grandpa's bro: aniwhere! juz go!
grandpa: okie.

on e car, grandpa's bro n frens are tokin bout wad happened earlier on. i shall name em A, B, C. i don't noe teir names. hahas.

A: wah, shiok hor juz now!
B: yalahs! tat guy deserved it.
grandpa: [omg! wad did tey do?]
grandpa's bro: i tink hor, tat guy should be breathless by now lahs.
C: i oso tink so.
B: of cuz lah. juz now we so "!@$%$#@~" don't die is fake ars. haha.

ok, end of story. so, is my grandpa an accomplice or not? hahas. he didn't noe bout it at all. hahas. bud tat's juz one of those old ah beng stories of e 60s. hahas.

to any police officers who read tis, "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." hahas.

okie. am tired. seldom stay up soo late nowadaes. nitez!

[quote of e day]
'friendship is one mind on two bodies..'

LuRvEs...
[E|aine`-] =D
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